Hey Kids, Let's Read Heavy Rain! Chp.1

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Heavy Rain. Also, THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

This is a story about a man named Ethan Mars.

Ethan was a very happy man living in a very big house. He had a nice family, with his wife named Grace and his two sons named Jason and Shaun. They were very happy together.

One day, Ethan got out of bed after sleeping in his underwear. He found it very hard to walk around for some reason, but he lived with it. He decided to take a shower and get dressed. He also decided to show everyone his behind, because that makes his story more realistic. (Except for people in Japan. They didn't get to see his behind. D: )

Ethan drew some pictures and then lay in the garden until his family got home. Then he helped his wife set the table. Then he played with his sons. Then he dueled his son Jason while very good music that for some reason was not on the soundtrack played. Then he gave his son Shaun a hug after Shaun's bird died of foreshadowing.

Later, Ethan and his very happy family went to the mall. They were happy there. Ethan's wife Grace took Shaun to buy some shoes. Ethan was supposed to watch Jason, but he let Jason wander off because Ethan is an idiot. Jason then got Ethan to buy him a balloon from a very creepy clown.

After Ethan bought the balloon and paid for it, Jason ran away again. Ethan looked for Jason while calling Jason's name over and over in the same two or three tones of voice. Ethan searched and searched and searched, but he could not find Jason in the mall. Finally, Ethan found Jason outside across the street, but when Jason ran across the street, he was hit by a car and died, even though Ethan dived in front of the car and got between it and Jason. This made Ethan and his very happy family very, very sad.

Two years passed. It started raining a lot. Ethan's very happy family became a very sad family. Ethan and Ethan's wife Grace went away from each other. Shaun stayed with Ethan sometimes. Ethan would pick up Shaun, but Ethan would always be late because Ethan is an idiot. This made Shaun sad. Ethan tried to be friends with Shaun, but Shaun was still sad about Jason's death. Ethan was sad too. Ethan gave Shaun a snack, helped Shaun with his homework, fed him dinner, and changed his diaper. Ethan also got a strange letter in the mail, but he ignored it. Ethan then tucked Shaun in and gave Shaun his weird, evil-looking teddy bear so Shaun could sleep.

After this, Ethan was going to bed when he passed out. Ethan woke up at a street called Carnaby Corner. It was raining. Ethan didn't know if he was really there or if he was just dreaming, and neither did anybody else. Then Ethan's chapter ended.

To be continued…